i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
