through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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