Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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