That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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