He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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