So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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