Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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