I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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