Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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