You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
