we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
