no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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