found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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