Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
North Korea, Best Korea!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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