Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize