can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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