Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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