Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Where is the hickey?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
third nipple confirmed
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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