SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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