His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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