This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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