I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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