God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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