Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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