Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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