Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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