return my video game
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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