i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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