It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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