Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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