It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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