I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
