Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
try to milk me bitch
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
