he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
