I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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