break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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