I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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