Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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