I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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