therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i think my cat just said my name.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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