Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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