I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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