alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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