none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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