I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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