Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
