My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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