nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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