their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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