i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize
