There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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