Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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