we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just had sex on a roof
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
