And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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