Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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