its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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